{"id":551,"date":"2014-06-03T14:46:35","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T13:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/goskydive.getunified.co.uk\/?p=551"},"modified":"2014-06-03T14:46:35","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T13:46:35","slug":"first-time-skydivers-are-guaranteed-to-go-through-these-14-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/first-time-skydivers-are-guaranteed-to-go-through-these-14-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"1st time skydivers are GUARANTEED to go through these 14 thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \u201cYeah, I\u2019d like to book a skydive please\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \u201c\u2026Thank you sir, here is confirmation of your booking\u201d<\/p>\n

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      1. Hang on, I just booked a SKYDIVE?!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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          1. \u201cGuys, guess what im doing\u2026 a skydive\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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              1. Not long now, that\u2019s cool\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                  1. Literally hours to go\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                      1. You know what? It\u2019ll probably rain\u2026 I won\u2019t have to go through with it<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                          1. Do I really want to do this?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                              1. \u201cHey Mr Instructor, how\u2019s it going, yeah, no worries, I\u2019m cool\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                  1. Please don\u2019t let me do anything stupid again\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                      1. Wow, you can see a lot of Wiltshire from up here\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                          1. I just jumped out of an aeroplane man!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                              1. Just act cool if they ask if I\u2019d do it again\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                                  1. I said cool\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ol>\n

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                                                    Fancy going through the same emotions?<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                                                    \u201cYeah, I\u2019d like to book a skydive please\u2026\u201d \u201c\u2026Thank you sir, here is confirmation of your booking\u201d   Hang on, I just booked a SKYDIVE?!   \u201cGuys, guess what im doing\u2026 a skydive\u201d.   Not long now, that\u2019s cool\u2026   Literally hours to go\u2026   You know what? It\u2019ll probably rain\u2026 I won\u2019t have to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goskydive.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}